Background: Patrick had a zit on his forehead. It was a normal, average, ordinary zit...not Mt. St. Helen's.
Max: "Dad, what is that thing right there that is red and bumpy? You don't look like normal dad."
Patrick: "Oh, this right here...."
Max: "Yeah, you don't look like normal dad. You are kind of bumpy...like bumpy dad."
About know...Patrick is smirking and I am doubled-over!
Patrick: "That bump will go away soon."
Max: "Oh and then you won't be bumpy dad anymore, you'll be normal dad."
Normal dad......OK?! Nothing in this house is normal....ever....and that is how we like it.
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