Official mom of a boy

Well it has taken nearly 7 years, but I've entered the realm of "mom of crazy boys". Who would believe it was my little schnoodle Sean that did this to his mother.........How? The kid broke a window with a baseball bat. From the inside of the house! Don't ask what a bat was doing inside, but yes, at least it was plastic. Sean took that bat and "chopped" (using his word) the window. It shattered. We taped it. We called in a glass repair guy. And $125 dollars later, I am officially a mom to boys.