Don't ever...

Don't EVER allow your husband to take pictures at the beach when you are 6 months pregnant. You will certainly find pictures of your pregnant-self on the camera. And while you realize how big you are getting when you look in the mirror, a picture paints a whole new view of your backside, and how that somehow during the remarkable feat of growing a new life, you grow in other ways too..... The only remedy for the shame of a growing rear is either doritos or chocolate smoothered in peanut butter.....or maybe both.