Monday, July 14, 2008

Cold Hard Truth

When you realize you look huge....and you still have a month to go.

Wife: "Honey what color of toe nail polish should I wear?"
Husband: (Matter of fact) "No one is going to be looking at your toes!

At the grocery store
Butcher: "Is this your last shopping trip before the baby?"
Woman: "Ha!!!! I probably have at least 4 more!"

Doctor: "This baby just keeps getting bigger"
Woman thinking: "REALLY??! I had no idea!"

And from every single person passing by on the street.....
"When ARE you due?"

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