Star Wars (Rewritten)

In a home far, far away, the rebels grow restless. Luke Skywalker and Princess Leah (clad in the appropriate Halloween costumes and wielding a light saber and nerf gun) battle the Diaper Droid. Even 'Chewy" is in on the action as he paces waiting for food, water, or a walk. As chaos reigns in the home due to the noise and antics of the rebels, a communication is received from Darth Vader. At an unusually early hour, he races through the galaxy to battle the rebels, while his wife (I realize I am making up a character here) battles the forces of grime and dirt that have literally overtaken the entire galaxy. Upon entering Darth whisks the rebels away to investigage the outer planets (they are on a walk). And peace again enters the home. Darth did ask a few questions like: "Have they eaten only suger and caffeine all day?" NO! "Can I take a beer on the walk?" Absolutely! And then I wonder....is beer the FORCE?