Mission Impossible

Who blogs at midnight? Only tired people who can't sleep due to strange noises from strange critters. So I will now venture into the darkness of my backyard...in pj's, with a flashlight, and kitchen utensils....to find this annoying beast. He sounds like a cross between Fran Drescher speaking yiddish and a squeaky door hinge. Can't take it much longer......my hubby is off saving sight at midnight...and I'm killing critters....ain't life grand?!